Friday, July 31, 2009

OZschwitz slave pen: Market rumour mongers face tap on phones

PHONE tapping of suspected rumour-mongers, more powers for the corporate regulator and tighter controls on directors’ trades are among...

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UK: 50,000 young jobless serfs told to work or lose benefits

Nearly 50,000 young unemployed Britons will today be told to take jobs created by the Government or lose their benefits.

The posts will include...

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Funny: Deputy duped by fake police lights

MANATEE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida motorist who used fake police lights to get through traffic was busted after...

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YaY! Desperate state may sell Capitol buildings, others

Under GOP plan, government would pay to lease back most of the...

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New Law Holds Owners Liable For Debt, Even In Foreclosure

A new law passed by the Arizona Legislature that makes homeowners liable for...

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Banks Paid $32.6 Billion in Bonuses Amid U.S. Bailout

Citigroup Inc., Merrill Lynch & Co. and seven other U.S. banks paid $32.6 billion in bonuses in 2008 while receiving...

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Brainiacs: US Suspending Cash for Clunkers: It's Too Popular

The government plans to suspend its popular "cash for clunkers" program amid concerns it could quickly use up the $1 billion in rebates for...

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YaY! Cops Suspended for Running Background Check on Obama

Two Atlanta-area police officers have been placed on paid leave for running a background check on President Obama, reports the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. The Secret Service was notified after...

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Shit Scared and Guilty: Public Officials in Security Overkill

Sure, our public officials need protection—but things are getting out of hand, writes David Ignatius in the Washington Post. Since 9/11,...

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My Client's Corrupt, But Who Isn't?

Former Rep. William Jefferson’s lawyer tried a novel defense tactic in his closing arguments yesterday: putting all of the political class on...

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Intimidated Tax 'Cheats' Flood Thieving IRS, Looking 'to Come Clean'

A crackdown on tax evasion has led to a flood of wealthy Americans lining up to reveal their...

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Obama Has Too Many Useless Czars

President Obama has broken his promise to restore the power of Congress “by...

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Slimy Anti-Earmark Rep. Scores Earmark for Blimp Research

Rep. Pete Sessions is a vocal opponent of earmarks, but last year he scored one for a company that's not even...

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Idiots: White House Invites CEOs for Lunch—Then Bills Them

Four top CEOs who sat down to lunch with President Obama at the White House have an unusual memento: the...

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Police maggots in Kyrgyzstan disband opposition rallies, detain dozens of protesters

Police maggots broke up opposition rallies protesting the outcome of Kyrgyzstan's recent presidential election on Wednesday, detaining...

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Brutal China: Uighur activist's claim that 10,000 are missing after riots in far west

The government has repeatedly said the riots in the Xinjiang capital of Urumqi were orchestrated by...

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Zimbabwe's economic crisis driving HIV decline _ fewer sugar daddies

Fewer Zimbabweans are getting infected with AIDS, and researchers speculate it's due in part to...

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Statist slaughter: China Reports 13M Abortions Annually

China performs about 13 million abortions every year, mostly for single young women who experts say know...

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Iran slave pen: Police Beat Neda Mourners, Turn Mousavi Away

Iranian police beat demonstrators gathered in a Tehran cemetery to mourn victims of...

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Nigerian Rebel Leader Murdered in Police Custody

The leader of an uprising set on introducing Islamic law in Nigeria died in custody today, the BBC reports. Mohammed Yusuf was captured in his...

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

A nigger and a pig, walk into a bar, at The White House

But it ain't no joke!

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Global warming is the new religion of First World urban elites

Ian Plimer has outraged the ayatollahs of purist environmentalism, the Torquemadas of the doctrine of global warming, and he seems to relish the...

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Transparent aluminium is 'new state of matter'

Oxford scientists have created a transparent form of aluminium by bombarding the metal with the world’s most powerful...

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Total Recall: Pentagon Looks To Optimize Troops Minds

The U.S. military is racing to master the mind. Last year, Pentagon researchers kick-started a program to replicate a cat’s...

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US Stasi enlists citizens in anti-terrorism strategy

A top US domestic security chief announced Wednesday a strategy to make ordinary citizens the first line of defense against an increasingly multi-faceted...

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The Air Force’s geek squad wants the technology to monitor government employees’ deviant online behavior. And they want you to

The Air Force’s geek squad wants the technology to monitor government employees’ deviant online behavior. And they want you to...

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U.S. Military Spy Was in Washington Antiwar Groups, Ran Their Email List

Newly declassified documents reveal that an active member of Students for a Democratic Society and Port Militarization Resistance in Washington state was actually...

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YaY! 'Abstinence' State Senator Quits After Banging Young Intern

Pro-abstinence Tennessee State Sen. Paul Stanley has stepped down in the wake of revelations that he had an affair with...

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Health Care Needs a Real Free Market

America’s best shot for a new, better health care system lies in a strong...

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For when your hedge fund goes bust: Get a Thumbs-Up in Hitchhiking

Hitchhiking, though controversial, remains the epitome of frugal traveling. Ben Bachelder, who has thumbed his way through...

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YaY! Boston Cop Suspended After Racial Slur on Gates

The fallout from the Henry Louis Gates arrest continues: A Boston cop has been suspended for referring to Gates as a...

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Greenpeace: 3 China Firms Emit More Carbon Than All of UK

China's inefficient power plants and heavy reliance on coal are dragging down global efforts to...

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ANCAPS Good News: Dutch Abortion Ship Hits Rough Waters

A change in the law is threatening to scuttle a Dutch ship's mission to provide abortions to...

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Bold Gem Heist Gang Is Toast of Thieving Serbia

A 200-strong gang of global jewel thieves has become the bane of Interpol and heroes to many in their...

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Barbarian China Says It Will Slash Executions

China holds more executions yearly than any other country—but this week, state media announced China will be...

Idiot: Shopaholic died under purchases

The body of an elderly shopaholic was found underneath a pile of...

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YaY! Spanish barracks hit by car bomb

Spanish officials have expressed surprise a car bomb which destroyed a police barracks did not kill...

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'French Eminem' Ignites Censorship Fight

A rapper slammed for backing violence against women has sparked a censorship debate that’s reached the upper levels of...

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Traffic Light Turned Green in All Directions for 30 Years Yesterday

Let's say that a new traffic light is installed at an intersection. On one side of the light is a car dealership, and the light in front of the dealership leads onto a...

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Rights violation: Man unjustly charged, for having creative sex... with a horse

A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after police say the animal's...

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YaY! OZschwitz Council workers sacked over free sandwich

A local council in Victoria has been accused of going too far in a crackdown on...

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British civil servants to corrupt and pollute Twitter

The British government has told civil servants: Go forth and...

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OZschwitz: Macquarie to oppressive statists: Don’t stifle innovation

MACQUARIE GROUP has urged the Government to resist the temptation to ramp up the level of...

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OZschwitz gulag: Justice out of reach for most: Kirby

Former High Court judge Michael Kirby said justice eludes most Australians because...

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Most Brit serfs 'want Afghan withdrawal'

British troop presence in Afghanistan is in the country's "national security interest," Britain's foreign minister says in a message to a majority of...

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Obamas to holiday in the lap of luxury, thanks to plundered taxpayers

THE Obama family is said to be headed to Blue Heron Farm, complete with private beach, basketball court, swimming pool and a practice...

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Many killed as Nigerian Islamic sect attacks police

SCORES of people have been killed in clashes between the police and members of a fundamentalist Islamic sect in towns across northern Nigeria, a mostly Muslim region that for years has...

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OZschwitz: Queensland risks 'dark past' return: Fitzgerald

Anna Bligh and Peter Beattie have defended their Queensland Labor governments' record on accountability in the wake of...

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Reports of Prison Abuse and Deaths Anger Iranians

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — Some prisoners say they watched fellow detainees being beaten to death by guards in overcrowded, stinking...

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Ahmadinejad warned to obey Iran leader

Iranian hardliners warned Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Wednesday to obey the country's all-powerful supreme leader amid a political crisis that has...

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Hal Turner 'Admits' He Was An FBI Informant

An Internet radio host pleaded not guilty today to threatening to kill three federal appellate judges in Chicago and then...

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Statist Corruption: Argentina's first couple deliver prosperity – for themselves

They were elected on the promise of delivering prosperity to Argentina, but statistics showing a stunning economic turnaround have...

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Idiots: Britain and US prepared to open talks with the Taliban

A concerted effort to start unprecedented talks between Taliban and British and American envoys was outlined yesterday in a significant change in tactics designed to bring about...

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Despicable Cambodian government accused of creating 'Aids colony'

Aids campaigners and human rights groups today accused the Cambodian government of herding HIV-affected families into an...

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70% of US Serfs Don't Like the Fed

The Federal Reserve is the least trusted of all federal agencies, a new Gallup poll finds. Just 30% of respondents said...

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In the land of decree and home of the slave, U.S. citizens wrongly detained, deported by ICE

The son of a decorated Vietnam veteran, Hector Veloz is a U.S. citizen, but in 2007 immigration officials mistook him for...

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Free Trade Good News: Mexican Pot Lords See Green in Strapped Calif. Parks

Mexican drug traffickers are having a banner year growing pot in California’s plentiful—and, due to the state budget crisis, woefully...

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Awash-in-Red USPS 'High-Risk': Fed Watchdog

The Government Accountability Office has put the struggling US Postal Service on its list of “high-risk” federal programs, the Hill reports. The federal watchdog says the USPS will lose...

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Moronic Landlord Sues Tenant Over Derogatory Tweet

Twitter enthusiasts may want to watch what they write—a Chicago landlord has sued a tenant for libel after she posted a Tweet complaining about her...

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Morally innocent La Mesa man convicted of threatening Obama

A 47-year-old La Mesa man was convicted Tuesday of making threats against President Barack Obama during...

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Thieving U.S. Customs and Border 'Protection' officers, rob 3 entrepreneurial teens of half-ton of pot

Three US teenagers returned from Mexico from what they claimed was a fishing trip with quite a catch: more than half a ton of marijuana stuffed beneath...

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Coercive Politicians Accused of Meddling in Bank Rules

Accounting rules did not cause the financial crisis, and they still allow banks to overstate the value of...

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Fall-Back Job for Japanese Women: Flirting

Jobs are scarce in Japan, so women are turning to a once-shunned profession: “hostessing.” They’re paid handsomely to...

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YaY! US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 680

As of Monday, July 27, 2009, at least 680 members of the U.S. military had died in...

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Sick culture: Female UN Worker in Sudan Wears Pants, Faces Flogging

A local woman working for the United Nations in Sudan has been charged with wearing “clothing causing harassment to the public sentiments” and could be flogged 40...

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Culture of Corruption: Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies

In her shocking new book, Malkin digs deep into the records of President Obama's staff, revealing corrupt dealings, questionable pasts, and abuses of...

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Statist parasite, Rep. Barney Frank, wants wage control for Wall St

Senior House Democrat wants to toughen Obama's new restrictions on Wall Street pay by banning...

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

OZschwitz slave pen: YaY! Migration 'scammers' still in business

THE company behind what may be one of the largest immigration rackets ever reported in Australia is still in business four months after it was investigated because...

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OZschwitz gulag: Parking officers seek capsicum spray, batons; What's next, guns?

PARKING officers want self-defence training and the right to carry capsicum spray and batons to protect themselves from increasingly violent attacks by...

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Rudd’s retarded health revolution to ape Obama's

THE Rudd Government will go to the next election under pressure to oversee radical changes to the health system, including an overhaul that would...

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Texas poLICE can use force to compel hurricane evacuation

A new state law will allow police to arrest people who don’t leave town under...

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Big Brother Is Watching Your Blackberry

Don't look now, but no matter where you go, you're connected. We -- or most of us, at least -- have opened our front doors to...

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California's new budget filled with accounting tricks, unlikely to help rating

A bond analyst was skeptical Monday about California's revised budget, saying it was filled with...

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Market manipulation: To ease price swings, US may limit energy trading

Critics say federal regulators have long let speculation in energy markets inflict financial pain: triggering wild price swings, hurting...

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Raising Drinking Age to 21 'Regrettable': Key Doctor

A psychiatrist who was part of a presidential committee that recommended raising the US drinking age to 21 now calls those efforts “the single most...

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US shuts down failed propaganda tool in Cuba

The United States has turned off a news ticker at its diplomatic mission in Havana that long had irritated the Cuban government, the U.S. State Department said on Monday, in another sign of efforts to...

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Japanese 'Herbivores' Shun Sex, Machismo

Turning their backs on sexual conquest, macho posturing, and corporate ladder climbing, a growing number of Japanese men are seeking a...

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Funny: Free AK-47 with every truck purchased

A collection of the most bizarre, least logical sales promotions.

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UK slave pen: Dinghy sailors, surfers and canoeists to be subject to shipping laws; Users face prison and fines of up to £50,000

Canoes, surfboards and dinghies are to be given the same legal status as cruise liners and oil tankers in a clampdown on...

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Idiotic Palestinian militias, the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades, threaten Sacha Baron Cohen over BrĂĽno ridicule

Sacha Baron Cohen has stepped up his security after being threatened by a militant Palestinian group angered at...

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Ex-Hooker: Berlusconi Offered Me a Parliament Seat

Patrizia D’Addario, the prostitute who brought the world what she says are audiotapes of her having sex with Silvio Belusconi, says the Italian PM...

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Rich must pay "fair share of statist extortion" -Thieving UK opposition leader

Britain's wealthy will have to "pay their fair share" in helping the country reduce...

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Incompetent British economists send apology to Queen

A British newspaper has reported that a group of eminent economists have apologised to Queen Elizabeth II for failing to predict the...

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OZschwitz slave pen: Car confiscations lead to lower repeat offences; Well D'OH!

Queensland's hoons and drink drivers are getting the safe driving message thanks to tough laws that have confiscated more than...

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Animals: Protesting Chinese steelworkers beat manager to death

BEIJING: About 30,000 Chinese steelworkers clashed with police in a protest over plans to merge their mill with another company, and they beat the company's general manager to...

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OZschwitz: Environmental heat solutions stymied by oppressive statists

But when I asked Mobbs if he had received council approval for his innovations on public space on Myrtle Street, he replies...

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Idiotic Amnesty International Malaysia executive director 'defends' model's whipping sentence by saying...

"This is the wrong way to educate anyone about the religion. When the sin is between her and God, there is always an option of being...

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OZschwitz: Undercover reporter working on 'fraudulent' migration and education schemes has been bashed; YaY!

An ABC reporter working undercover on a story about migration and education scams has been attacked on a...

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Hundreds of spouses deported from OZschwitz for failing statist's intimacy tests

Hundreds of overseas-born spouses are being deported from Australia each year after...

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OZschwitz: Statist hospital errors cause 4550 deaths a year

HOSPITAL errors claim the lives of 4550 Australians a year, equivalent to the death toll from 13 jumbo jets crashing and killing all on board, says a report to the Government which urges...

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Rights violating Chinese hack film festival site

Chinese hackers have attacked the website of Australia's biggest film festival over a documentary about Uighur leader Rebiya Kadeer.

Content on the Melbourne International Film Festival site was briefly replaced with...

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Extortionist Feds Prepare To Tax Toilet Paper In Name Of Climate Change

The vampiric and gluttonous feeding frenzy currently being enjoyed by the federal government under the pretext of climate change is set to be expanded with a range of new taxes on products disposed of via waste water, including...

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Hair And Urine Samples To Obtain Mortgage In Canada?

It has become a first for Canadians and the implications can be astronomical, a massively large insurance firm; The CUMIS Group Limited Insurance who have been partnered along with thousands of banks across North America for insurance requirements, has now accepted a policy of pre-screening drug tests & hair samples for the right to obtain...

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Oliver Stone: JFK And The Unspeakable

The murder of President Kennedy was a seminal event for me and for millions of Americans. It changed the course of history. It was a crushing blow to our country and to millions of people around the world. It put an abrupt end to...

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Pentagon's Microwave Weapon Will Rain Pain From The Sky; It's Just What The Human Race And Culture 'Needs'

THE Pentagon's enthusiasm for non-lethal crowd-control weapons appears to have stepped up a gear with its decision to develop a microwave pain-infliction system that can be...

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

YaY! India Rejects 'Scientific' Findings On Global Warming

A split between rich and poor nations in the run-up to climate-change talks widened on Thursday.

India rejected key scientific findings on global warming, while the European Union called for...

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Naked girls plow fields for rain to embarrass the weather gods

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted...

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The crime of Contempt of Cop

Although contempt of cop is not found in any U.S. law books, it is informally used among many officers when a civilian questions an officer’s authority or asserts their Constitutional rights.

And it has landed thousands of people in jail who have not broken any laws.


“You can see it, and you and hear it in the language of the officer when he said,...

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Skype singled out as threat to Russia's security by an incompetent, uncompetitive, business lobby

Russia's most powerful business lobby moved to clamp down on Skype and its peers this week, telling lawmakers that the Internet phone services are a threat to Russian businesses and to...

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Germany calls carbon tariffs "eco-imperialism"; ANCAPS agree!

Germany called a French idea to slap "carbon tariffs" on products from countries that are not trying to cut greenhouse gases a form of "eco-imperialism" and a direct violation of...

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Ancap Good News: Cuba's Black Market Hits the Internet

The Internet has lured Cuba's black marketeers online, GlobalPost reports. In a nation that bans most private commerce, a Craigslist-style website has emerged offering everything from American razor blades to...

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Statist Pigs Weigh In on Responding to Insults

Just how reasonable was Pig James Crowley being when he arrested Skip Gates for mouthing off to him? The New York Times asks a wide range of cops how they handle abuse in the field, and got a range of responses. “If you don’t have a tough skin, then you shouldn’t be a cop,” opines one LA officer. “We’re not dealing with people at their best.” But taunting cops in public is a no-no to some. "You don’t get paid to be publicly abused," says a New York cop.

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Internet Groupthink Throttles Creativity

Social networking may inspire a lot of, well, nothing, because follow-the-crowd thinking trumps radical ideas, says Viktor Mayer-Schönberger, director of the Information + Innovation Policy Research Center at the National University of Singapore.

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Can't Afford a Hotel? Swap Homes With a Stranger

The recession is giving new meaning to the phrase “mi casa es su casa.” Instead of springing for pricey hotel rooms and car rentals, thrifty holidaymakers are swapping with strangers for a summer getaway, Time reports. While home exchanges aren’t new—one company has been around since 1953—business is moving briskly, with one website noting a 30% increase in membership this year.

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Iraqis Attempt to Arrest US Soldiers After Shooting, YaY!

The rift between American and Iraqi forces got a lot wider after a shooting incident in Baghdad this week, the Washington Post reports. When insurgents attacked their convoy Tuesday, US forces pursued them through alleys, and raided several houses, killing two men and a boy. An Iraqi commander ordered the men to be arrested for shooting at civilians. US commanders avoided that for now by insisting their men were acting in self-defense, but arrests may still be made.

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Good stuff: Cheating alleged in OZschwitz immigration exams

AUSTRALIA'S largest international student service, IDP Australia, is investigating possible corruption among its staff after students in Sydney were caught cheating on English exams the service conducts for the Department of Immigration.

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Thomas Sowell: Must health care reform be state-run?

Is there a coherent argument for government-controlled medical care, or that are slogans and hysteria considered sufficient?


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